1. What is Acupuncture?
A. The art of inserting the needle into the haystack.
B. Recycling porcupine bits.
C. Placing fine needles along the body’s meridians to promote healing.  

2. What is Cupping?
A. Men’s attempts to protect their private parts.
B. An exotic cooking term.
C. An ancient technique that involves using jars/cups on the skin and creating suction to enhance circulation, help relieve pain, remove “heat,” and pull toxins from your body’s tissue.

3. What is Moxa?
A. Being nervy; ie, chutzpah.
B. The oldest Chinese method of self defense.
C. Burning mugwort a safe distance from the skin to warm and stimulate acupuncture points